Category Archives: I’m a wife

Empty and waiting

It’s been a month since my D&C. That’s hard to believe in some ways. In other ways, I struggle to remember what it was like. Was I ever even pregnant? Was any of that real? They say you eventually forget … Continue reading

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Cooking

What do you get when you take this: And add this: We’re going to find out. And I am so excited. We leave in about a month. She has no idea. We have a late afternoon flight. She has been … Continue reading

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Creating a diversion

Now that that is over with… Let’s talk about something different. Let’s talk about that yellow-and-black real estate sign that will go up in my front yard on Saturday. I thought the stress of trying to get knocked up and … Continue reading

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Baby book

R would like to go to the store, purchase an egg, bring it home and hatch it into her baby sister. She would also like for it to be a penguin. R likes to introduce me to her friends as, … Continue reading

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Awesome, with caveats

I am very tan. I am actually pretty relaxed, which is an epic achievement for me, the most high strung and anxious person you may ever meet. I have visited the Dominican Republic, U.S. and British Virgin Islands and the … Continue reading

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have yourself a merry little christmas

Today is Christmas Eve Eve and I am sad. The Weather Forecasters with all their infinite wisdom and future-predicting capabilities are telling me that it’s going to start a “wintry mix” in about two hours, followed two hours later by … Continue reading

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Jet set

We have been living the life of the fabulous and hoi polloi, jetting all about our fair city from one child-themed event to the next. This lifestyle is also known as one adopted by people who get free tickets to … Continue reading

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