Stolen from Mal in the Middle – Google your name and needs!
Michelle needs money (Ain’t that the truth).
Michelle needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving (interesting. I think I have that already).
Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up. (O-KAY then. Maybe that’s true too.)
Michelle needs to move on with someone else (I’m pretty happy where I am, thanks).
Michelle needs to just shut up (Am I sensing a pattern here?)
Michelle needs to come to terms with the fact that her only talent is being angry. (I’m not an angry person, I swear. I swear!)
Michelle needs to look for ways to increase her income. (I don’t want to. I work hard enough already. Unless it involves sitting around on my behind and watching the cash roll in, I’m good.)
Michelle needs attention (Obviously, or I wouldn’t be here).
Michelle needs help – no literally. (That could be. In fact, I probably need lots of help)
Michelle needs to come out and be our studio manager. (I don’t know what that is, but if you really need me, I’ll give it a shot.